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Tim Unkert

Old Cheese Doesn’t Make an Omelet BadJanuary 31st, 2018  5:49 am

It is with grace, tranquility, and ease that I awake this morning with renewed, unfettered enthusiasm for the day ahead. Recently I’ve gotten a little off track with my diet, being afflicted by a minor stomach bug. Let’s just say during the prior two snow days (1 and 2) I had eaten far too many […]


A Salad Omelet – Pushing the BoundariesDecember 5th, 2017  9:43 pm

Thank you for stopping by to read about the salad omelet I made this morning. I would tell you about the liter of water I drank as well but I don’t want to overstimulate you. It might just be too much! Anyhow, this morning I ate a salad omelet with grace, tranquility, and ease, along […]


Battling It Out Until The EndDecember 1st, 2017  5:56 am

Thank you for stopping by to read about the omelet I made this morning. I’ll try to make it interesting for you even though a blog about an omelet is amazingly boring. Also, looking at the title, you may think this isn’t a positive post, but if you think that you are mistaken. Don’t worry, […]


An Omelet of Spicy PositivityNovember 30th, 2017  6:11 am

Thanks for stopping by to read about the omelet I made this morning. You will nearly double my traffic, the normal amount being my mom and robots from China trying to hack my site. Hi mom! Hi robots! Anyways, on to the omelet! An Omelet of Spicy Positivity This morning my omelet was deficient in […]