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Tim Unkert

Old Cheese Doesn’t Make an Omelet BadJanuary 31st, 2018  5:49 am

It is with grace, tranquility, and ease that I awake this morning with renewed, unfettered enthusiasm for the day ahead. Recently I’ve gotten a little off track with my diet, being afflicted by a minor stomach bug. Let’s just say during the prior two snow days (1 and 2) I had eaten far too many […]


A Hot Dog Omelet, Pushing the Boundaries Too Far?December 19th, 2017  5:54 am

Thank you for stopping by to read about my breakfast this morning. Yesterday I stopped by Big Y to pick up some hot dogs made by the fine folk of Hebrew National. I had hot dogs for dinner. but this morning woke up at 2:30 a.m. and couldn’t go back to sleep. After fiddling around […]


4:30 a.m. Comes Early …December 13th, 2017  5:38 am

This morning 4:30 a.m. seemed to come earlier than usual however I needed to get up and get going nonetheless. Riding the trainer in the morning along with drinking a liter of water was necessary to win the body wars. Although I have to say body war isn’t the right thing, it devalues people who […]


A Regular Omelet With Some High Performance Toast To Start TodayDecember 8th, 2017  6:17 am

Thank you for stopping by to read about the breakfast I had this morning. Today’s omelet was nothing special but I will describe it in detail anyway. The Omelet The omelet this morning began with the typical cheese and onion base, along with two eggs. Then I added some salsa, for spicy creativity and superlative […]


Sleep, Water Side Effects, and a Quickly Fashioned OmeletDecember 7th, 2017  6:04 am

Thank you for stopping by today to read about the sleep I got last night, the water I drank this morning and its potential side effects, and the quickly fashioned omelet I made. I hope you find what you are looking for. Sleep Last night I made up for my previous night’s lack of sleep […]


A Salad Omelet – Pushing the BoundariesDecember 5th, 2017  9:43 pm

Thank you for stopping by to read about the salad omelet I made this morning. I would tell you about the liter of water I drank as well but I don’t want to overstimulate you. It might just be too much! Anyhow, this morning I ate a salad omelet with grace, tranquility, and ease, along […]


Battling It Out Until The EndDecember 1st, 2017  5:56 am

Thank you for stopping by to read about the omelet I made this morning. I’ll try to make it interesting for you even though a blog about an omelet is amazingly boring. Also, looking at the title, you may think this isn’t a positive post, but if you think that you are mistaken. Don’t worry, […]


An Omelet of Spicy PositivityNovember 30th, 2017  6:11 am

Thanks for stopping by to read about the omelet I made this morning. You will nearly double my traffic, the normal amount being my mom and robots from China trying to hack my site. Hi mom! Hi robots! Anyways, on to the omelet! An Omelet of Spicy Positivity This morning my omelet was deficient in […]


A Trainer Ride Into Positivity … And Techno … on YouTubeNovember 29th, 2017  6:09 am

This morning I woke up and again wanted to start my day off positively by riding the trainer. The wake up call came as my alarm rang at 4:30 a.m. I have to admit I was up since 3:56 a.m. as I went to be at 8:15 p.m. … ah, the life of a teacher […]


An Omelet to Start a New DayNovember 28th, 2017  6:07 am

As I fashioned my omelet this morning, something struck me. Today was a new day, a day to enjoy, for yesterday was a great day. Why was yesterday a great day. It was a day of positivity, that’s why! Positivity Explained Positivity is a way of life that you choose. You can choose to be […]