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Tim Unkert

An Omelet to Start the Day At Full Throttle!January 10th, 2018  5:57 am

Thank you for stopping by to read my blog. This morning I’d like to speak about a cold, my omelet, a time to not work out, and the Full Throttle caffeine I’m going to have to buy at the gas station. Last night, I had a sore throat kicking in, something signaling a cold was […]


A Different BreakfastJanuary 5th, 2018  9:02 am

This morning, for breakfast, I cooked up the remaining chicken. As I was cooking it in a covered pan I was watching “Good Morning America,” to catch up on my news and whatnot. I usually don’t get to do this, but today was the second snow day in row that we had due to “Blizzard […]


A Salad Omelet – Pushing the BoundariesDecember 5th, 2017  9:43 pm

Thank you for stopping by to read about the salad omelet I made this morning. I would tell you about the liter of water I drank as well but I don’t want to overstimulate you. It might just be too much! Anyhow, this morning I ate a salad omelet with grace, tranquility, and ease, along […]


An Omelet of Spicy PositivityNovember 30th, 2017  6:11 am

Thanks for stopping by to read about the omelet I made this morning. You will nearly double my traffic, the normal amount being my mom and robots from China trying to hack my site. Hi mom! Hi robots! Anyways, on to the omelet! An Omelet of Spicy Positivity This morning my omelet was deficient in […]


An Omelet of Significance, Overindulgence at Lunch, and Cold WeaknessNovember 16th, 2017  6:05 pm

While this is one of my many coming 200 days of salad posts, the thing I’d like to focus on first is my omelet. It was an omelet of significance, grace, tranquility, and ease, along with unparalleled taste. It also had a certain refined beauty that only an omelet could possess. An Omelet of Significance […]